Funny Quotes Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8549 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US. How to Stop Worrying and Start Living p372 Simon and Schuster.
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Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush Dick and Colin.
Best of funny quotes. Funny Quotes - BrainyQuote. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Tomorrow is another one. I intend to live forever. If Cinderellas shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off.
When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. If youre hotter than me then that means Im cooler than you. My friend thinks he s smart.
Funny quotes on giving up the good stuff I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. If a book about failures doesnt sell. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep.
What would a friendship be without fun and laughter. Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. Harrison Ford delivers more than one of the funny movie quotes on our list including the Fuzzball dig he shoots at the giggling Chewbacca.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Life is too short to not go on that spontaneous road trip Author Unknown. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
So I threw a coconut on his face. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself Johnny Carson. Enjoy these funny quotes a laugh and share with a friend.
Funny Quotes That ARE. Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. Life is all about having a good time Miley Cyrus.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Age is an issue of mind over.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Funny Quotes Arthur C. So far so good Steven Wright.
Here are 45 funny best friend quotes from greatly amusing thinkers comedians and writers. 170 Funny Quotes From The Worlds Funniest People The Best Funny Quotes. Funny Death Hilarious 2182 Copy quote The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. Everyone with telekinetic powers raise my hand. Short Funny Quotes.
Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. In fact humor adds the extra flavor that makes the friendship with your best friend so worthwhile. When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration Robert Bresson.
Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. All the things I really like to do are either. My wallet is like an onion opening it makes me cry.
He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once. Thoughtful fun time quotes.
Never let your best friends get lonely keep disturbing them. One-liners short funny quotes sayings. If youre not having a good time find something else that gives you some joy in life Penny Marshall.
I have to keep reminding myself that Im an adult and will be charged as one 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words funny quotes funny sayings funny quotes and sayings. Im trying to see things from your point of view but I cant stick my head that far up my butt 2. Here are the best funny quotes that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes 1. The minute you settle for less than you deserve you get even less than you settled for Maureen Dowd. And if you want even more also check out our collection of funny friendship quotes.
These 101 funny quotes from comedians movies authors and TV look at the hilarious side of life. If you ran like your mouth Youd be in good shape. I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering.
Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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